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Where degens come to earn their M.F.A. — Master of Financial Anarchy

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Featured Degree Programs

B.S. in Blockchain Sociology

Dive deep into the social hierarchies of frog PFPs and understand the complex dynamics of Twitter alpha groups.

M.F.A. in Meme Financial Arts

Master the sacred art of pump-and-pray investing while creating generational wealth through strategic shitposting.

PhD in Tokenomics

0 utility, 100% vibes. Learn to build charts, not products. Prerequisites: Diamond hands and delusion.

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What Our Alumni Say

"I dropped out with a 10x bag and emotional trauma. Best education I ever received!"

- Chad Moonson, Class of '24

"My mom said I wasted money, but she doesn't understand liquidity pools. Now I'm her financial advisor."

- Degen DeMarco, PhD '24

"Got rugged and enlightened in the same semester. The duality of pump life."

- Luna Tic, M.F.A. '24

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Degree Programs

B.S. in Blockchain Sociology

4-year program exploring the social dynamics of decentralized communities and PFP hierarchies.

Duration: 4 years | Credits: 120

M.F.A. in Meme Financial Arts

Advanced studies in combining creative expression with financial speculation.

Duration: 2 years | Credits: 60

PhD in Tokenomics

Doctoral research in creating value from nothing while maintaining community delusion.

Duration: 3-7 years | Credits: 90

Associate in Airdrop Sciences

Specialized curriculum in clicking buttons, tweeting hashtags, and farming rewards.

Duration: 2 years | Credits: 60

Bachelor of Rug Pull Psychology

Study human behavior through the lens of broken dreams and exit liquidity.

Duration: 4 years | Credits: 120

Minor in Chart Astrology

Moon phases, RSI, and your horoscope — perfectly aligned for maximum copium.

Duration: 1 year | Credits: 20

Certificate in Liquidity Farming

A 6-week intensive course on becoming premium exit liquidity.

Duration: 6 weeks | Credits: 12

Master of Degen Trading

Advanced leverage strategies and the art of perfectly timed rugpulls.

Duration: 18 months | Credits: 45

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Distinguished Faculty

Professor Rugstein

Chair of Rug Pull Psychology

Former hedge fund manager who discovered the joy of exit liquidity. Published 47 papers on "Emotional Manipulation in DeFi Protocols."

Dr. Pepe Degenova

Professor of Meme Arts

Created the theoretical framework for "Pump Dynamics." His doctoral thesis "Why Frogs Rule the Internet" is required reading.

Dean Luna Moon

Tokenomics Department Head

Survived 23 rugpulls and still believes in "this time it's different." Expert in hopium distribution and community management.

Prof. Diamond Handsworth

Blockchain Sociology

Never sold a single token since 2017. His hands are literally diamond-encrusted from holding through 17 bear markets.

Dr. Chart Wizard

Chart Astrology Specialist

Can predict market movements by reading tea leaves and candlestick patterns. Claims to have discovered the "Golden Pepe Formation."

Professor Yield Farmer

Liquidity Farming Expert

Grows yield in 47 different protocols simultaneously. His greenhouse is actually a server farm mining governance tokens.

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Campus Life

🎭 Student Organizations

• Degen Debate Society

• The Rugby Club (Rug-pull survivors)

• Yield Farmers Anonymous

• Diamond Hands Honor Society

• Meme Creation Club

• Bag Holders United

📅 Annual Events

Pump Week: Campus-wide celebration of gains

Mid-Rug Exams: Test your survival skills

Meme Thesis Showcase: Senior presentations

Graduation Ceremony: "To the Moon" procession

Homecoming: Return of successful exit liquidity

🏟️ Campus Facilities

• The Pump Memorial Library

• Diamond Hands Recreation Center

• Chart Analysis Lab

• Rug Pull Memorial Garden

• The Moon Landing Auditorium

• Degen Dining Hall

🛍️ Campus Store

Official Pump.fun University merchandise:

• Diamond Hands Hoodies $69

• To The Moon Caps $42

• Degen Alumni T-Shirts $33

• Personalized Diplomas (PDF NFT) $420

• Rug Pull Survivor Stickers $1

Campus Photos

🧪 Shitposting Lab

Advanced facility for viral content creation and strategic meme deployment.

🏛️ Academic Complex

Main building with Tokenomics Department and Chart Analysis Labs.

🎭 Student Organizations

Degen Debate Society
The Rugby Club (Rug-pull survivors)
Yield Farmers Anonymous
Diamond Hands Honor Society
Meme Creation Club
Bag Holders United

📅 Annual Events

Pump Week: Campus-wide celebration of gains
Mid-Rug Exams: Test your survival skills
Meme Thesis Showcase: Senior presentations
Graduation Ceremony: "To the Moon" procession
Homecoming: Return of successful exit liquidity

🏟️ Campus Facilities

The Pump Memorial Library
Diamond Hands Recreation Center
Chart Analysis Lab
Rug Pull Memorial Garden
The Moon Landing Auditorium
Degen Dining Hall

🛍️ Campus Store

Official Pump.fun University merchandise:

Diamond Hands Hoodies - $69
To The Moon Caps - $42
Degen Alumni T-Shirts - $33
Personalized Diplomas (PDF NFT) - $420
Rug Pull Survivor Stickers - $1

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